i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
Sega Superstars Tennis advert.
Every time it appears on my dash.
I will reblog it.
So simple yet so clever
it kinda scares me…
time goes by so fast it sucks
“…Tick-tock goes the clock
And all the years they fly
Tick-tock and all too soon
Your love will surely die…”
tick tock this is a clock
tick tock the arena’s a clock
Don’t enter the mansion.
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction
however when my pizza arrived i got this
no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david
"I think the hardest person to love is yourself."
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.
THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK
"Do not feel lonely, the entire universe is inside you."