my friend made an interesting point about skyrim
the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic
maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything
maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass
what if websites had closing hours
"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
i paid $150 for this textbook
Better than 50 Shades of Grey.
Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.
I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET
my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex
Ah tumblr. Where you come for the Marvel gifs and stay for the hot octopus sex.
now that’s lovecraftian feminism, despite the heterosexuality
What’re you doing out of the fire swamp
"I write a happy ending into anything I can possibly come up with." — Happy birthday, Pee-Wee Herman!
is this what having a penis is like
"No one there understood why the police attacked. Before then, police hadn’t discouraged protesters from walking down Florissant Avenue. The midnight curfew was hours away. Prior to the police attack, neither I, nor anyone with whom I spoke, had seen any violation of the law. The only violence I witnessed resulted from a disproportionate and relentless assault by an unnecessarily militarized police force."
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
Stay on the right fucking side of the hallway
DON’T WALK SLOW FOR FUCK’S SAKE
Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this.
Everyone should know these things.
thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.
i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital
it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues
Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.
"We as women are trained to see ourselves as cheap imitations of fashion photographs, rather than seeing fashion photographs as cheap imitations of women."
George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.
oh my god
i was literally just talking about this piece of american history and how downplayed it is. like where are the movies about this shit? where are the teachers explaining how this happened in america?
its crazy man.
Let’s not forget that it was FDR, the icon of the left, who committed this blatant infringement on the rights of innocent citizens. Franklin D. Roosevelt, a Democrat, was responsible for this act of authoritarian bullying. What’s worse is, this guy constantly gets lauded as one of the top five presidents. The glorification of FDR’s presidency needs to stop.